Cota, February 13th, 2026
Traffic at the corner of N. G St. and W. Salal St. slowed to a crawl this morning as an agitated group of “Freedom From Lovers” extremists staged a daring, cardboard-fortified blockade. As of 10:14 a.m., the group, consisting of more than two individuals in tactical rain gear, had effectively shut down the area with chillingly concise demands: “NO MORE VALENTINES, NO MORE LOVE.” While the group has finally dispersed with minimal damage reported from local business employee attendance rates, Local authorities remain on high alert, as the protestors’ refusal to acknowledge Hallmark holidays has created a “tonal shift” within the community.
Experts warn the situation remains “potentially volatile,” noting that the risk of violent crimes is likely to increase as buildup for the holiday only increases. If spotted, residents are advised to avoid provoking the group with public displays of affection or bouquets of roses as has become a trend on social media.
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